Fuck Carney Sticker – The Ultimate Middle Finger for Your Gear

Say it louder for the people in the back (or tailgating behind your truck): Fuck Carney. This bold, maple-leaf-infused sticker is here to make your statement clear, loud, and impossible to ignore. Perfect for slapping on your truck, laptop, water bottle, or anything else that deserves a little edge, this sticker doesn’t just stick—it speaks.

- High-Opacity Vinyl: Durable and impossible to see through—because your message isn’t up for negotiation.
- Bubble-Free Application: Smooth, clean, and frustration-free, so your truck doesn’t look like a DIY disaster.
- Peel-and-Stick Perfection: Wide borders for easy peeling, whether you’re on your first coffee or your fifth beer.
- Built to Last: Rain or shine, this sticker stays bold and brilliant (unlike certain political figures).

Available in 3 sizes to match your vibe—whether you’re going subtle (small) or making a statement that screams across the highway (large). Wherever you stick it, this sticker is your trusty co-pilot in unapologetic expression.

Perfect for:
- Dressing up your truck, ATV, or other "fuck around and find out" vehicles.
- Making sure everyone knows where you stand, even in a parking lot.
- Gifting to your most opinionated buddy—just make sure they have something flat to stick it on.